Jessica Simpson is Not Hot in Maxie Dress

Seems a shame to be covering up that gorgeous body with such a loose fitting, full body Maxie dress. It’s such a bummer. This is summer. We need to see more skin, Jessica. It’s tragic to be covering up something as beautiful as the one you are gifted with. You are even wearing some cool high heels under that dress and they can’t be seen. I know some days you want to dress for comfort. And I’m sure leaving your body for only your QB to enjoy seems romantic and proper. But we like objectifying your body. It’s God’s gift to hetero guys everywhere. It was never intended to be covered up. You still look cute though. But the sexy is covered up.

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