Archive for July, 2008

Jessica Simpson on the Cover of Elle

I’ll start off by saying Jessica looks pretty on the cover of Elle. That said, I’m not certain I care much for the level of photoshopping the layout people did. I mean, look at her waist. The girl is curvy yet it seems as though they smoothed out too much of her curves. And it’s not like Jessica is fat or chubby or anything. Damn the girl is perfect. So what’s with the slimming affect with the PS tool? Anyway, the cover still looks good. Nice little hint of cleavage. Still working the country angle hard to get people used to “Jessica Simpson-Country Singer”.

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Jessica Simpson is Not Hot in Maxie Dress

Seems a shame to be covering up that gorgeous body with such a loose fitting, full body Maxie dress. It’s such a bummer. This is summer. We need to see more skin, Jessica. It’s tragic to be covering up something as beautiful as the one you are gifted with. You are even wearing some cool high heels under that dress and they can’t be seen. I know some days you want to dress for comfort. And I’m sure leaving your body for only your QB to enjoy seems romantic and proper. But we like objectifying your body. It’s God’s gift to hetero guys everywhere. It was never intended to be covered up. You still look cute though. But the sexy is covered up.

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Jessica Simpson is Leggy in Country Dress

Jessica Simpson is really embracing her country style. And I’m not sure anyone can work a country girl look better than Jessica. Here she is sitting in a pickup truck in a sexy country dress. I still say that boots and a dress are kinda of stupid together, but whatever gets Jessica showing off her thighs is OK by me. The thing that I’m further drawn to in this photo is her sexy hair. It is freaking beautiful.

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Jessica Simpson in an Ugly Dress

This is tragic. This dress that Jessica wore recently is completely hideous. That doesn’t happen often. Usually her style is quite amazing. And she typically shows a lot of skin, tastefully. But in this dress she shows nothing. It’s not tight. It’s an ugly color. There is noting redeeming about it. Even the chick behind Jessica, who by the way is cute, is wearing a similar styled and colored dress, seems unhappy about something. I’m thinking it’s the dress. Yuck. How can you go from wearing a gorgeous red dress, shown in the previous post, to something this ugly?

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Jessica Simpson in a Red Dress

There isn’t anything particularly spectacular about this photo. Jessica’s not showing off her breasts, legs or ass in any meaningful way. But I’m not certain I’ve seen a more beautiful “out and about” photo of the girl. I guess you could say that the dress tastefully wraps around those fabulous breasts of hers. But the deal is she looks beautiful. Her hair is just about perfect. Nice work here.

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Jessica Side Boob Goodness

I like sideboob. I like Jessica Simpson’s breasts. So it stands to reason that I might like the two combined. It’s true. I really like Jessica Simpson side boob. And front boob. Under boob. Over boob. I just think her DDs are a lot of fun to look at.

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Jessica Simpson’s Behind is Alright

Jessica Simpson’s behind doesn’t get a lot of attention in celeb blog’s photos. Not sure why. It’s world class just as much as her much ballyhooed DD chest and her sexy legs. So I’ve decided to post up a sweet looking photo of Jessica and her sexy ass wrapped in a tight black dress. The high heels are little clunky for my taste but they are still pretty cool. I dig the look. As a matter of fact I like her back. Very soft and sexy looking. I like that little smirk on her face as well, like “yea I know you dig my ass.” Why yes Jessica, that is affirmative.

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Jessica Simpson Performs at 16th Annual Country Thunder USA

Jessica Simpson performed her first concert in a few years at the Country Thunder to mixed reviews. I guess they must be referring to her singing because there was nothing bad in how she looked. Her legs were smoking hot as usual. In cutoff denim of course. I read some of the concert goers critiques and it appears to be sour grapes really. Country music people don’t like outsiders to infringe on their turf. Jessica is going to have a tough time changing these people’s perceptions. I live in Nashville. I’m not fond of country. But I know how these folks think since I’ve lived in the south my whole life. They just need to give her a chance I think. Then again as long as she’s showing off her body I really don’t care. Oh and as much as I dig her in cutoff shorts I don’t dig cowboy boots on chicks. Does nothing for me but I know it’s a show and she has to present herself as country.

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Jessica Simpson in Cleavage Baring Green Dress

Jessica is showing a nice slice of cleavage in her low-cut green dress. Not sure what she is straining her neck to see, but it gives us a nice view of her amble chest. I am enjoying the side view of her breasts. The only thing that bugs me about the photo is I’m not enjoying the makeup and hair as much. We’ve definitely seen better. Of course I’d kind of like to see more leg as well, but that is simply because it makes objectifying her gorgeous curves even more enjoyable. As it is I like the little bit of stems that she has peeking out of the dress and the high heels she’s strapped into are very sexy as well.

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Jessica Simpson in Cutoff Jean Shorts

I think this country look of Jessica’s is going to work out real well. We got a peak of how good it could be in the shitty Dukes of Hazzard remake. Checking Jessica out might have been the best thing about the whole movie. She certainly works a pair of cutoff shorts like nobody I’ve seen since. Here we have Jessica in a pair of those ass huggers. The top of her thighs look nice in them. And the tight off top look good as well. It’s an enjoyable photograph I think.

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